Quotes

• It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats


• If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you


• Black holes are where God divided by zero


• Cover me. I'm changing lanes


• As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools


• I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car


• Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear


• We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse


• He who laughs last thinks slowest


• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else


• Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes


• We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated

and my favorite...

• There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

later...